Maternity Black Nursing

After the birth, the nurse says to the girl, "You have a healthy
bouncing baby, but the baby is black."

The girl says, "I was down on my luck, so I took a job in a porno movie
where the lead man was black."

The nurse says, "The baby also has blonde hair."

The girl says, "There was a Swedish guy in the movie, too."

The nurse says, "The baby also has slanted eyes."

The girl says, "There was a Chinaman in the movie, too." Then the nurse
hands the baby to the girl.

The girl spanks it, and it cries out.

The girl says, "Whew, that's a relief. I was afraid the little shi.t was gonna bark."